Total Medals Earned: 1,997 (From 541 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,025 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 4/8 (275/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/390 points)
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Lose the game.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/250 points)
FIND 10 HORRORS
START A NEW GAME
CHEAT
CONTINUE A GAME
SCORE 8,000
FIND 50 HORRORS
BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
UNLOCK ALL MODES
FIND 80 HORRORS
FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
COLLECT 13 GRAVES
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/540 points)
reach the first 50m height
reach the first 500m height
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times