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Total Medals Earned: 1,997 (From 541 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 36,025 Points

Hipstercalypse

Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)

Intro 5 Points

Watch the intro

LuckyWinner 25 Points

SPOILER

SavedTheWorld 100 Points

Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

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Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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HOLD IT IN

Medals Earned: 4/8 (275/500 points)

Halfway There 25 Points

Hold it in 30 seconds

Clean Getaway 50 Points

Complete Story Mode

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Hold on for one more day 25 Points

Hold on 80 seconds

Just hold on we're going home 50 Points

Hold on 100 seconds

Son... 50 Points

Get poop on dad 20 times.

Hold on to your friends 100 Points

Hold on 150 seconds

Holiday Sim

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)

Sudden Death 5 Points

What a quick game!

Rockstar 10 Points

a classic rockstar's end

Best Holiday Ever 25 Points

so what is the typical holiday like?

King of the Waves 100 Points

you are a beach boy!!!

House

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)

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How To Cook Everything

Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/390 points)

Zesty Nachos 5 Points

Cook a Zesty Nacho Order

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Club Sandwich 5 Points

Cook a Sandwich Order

Creamy Pasta 5 Points

Cook a Pasta Order

Delicious Pizza 5 Points

Cook a Pizza Order

Old Fashioned Hamburger 5 Points

Cook a Hamburger Order

Steak Dinner 5 Points

Cook a Steak Dinner Order

Wild Salmon 5 Points

Cook a Salmon Order

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Hungry Joe

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Culinary School 5 Points

Complete the tutorial.

git gud 5 Points

Lose the game.

All You Can Eat 5 Points

Use 5 Recipes in one turn

Free Sample 5 Points

20% Recipe Completion

Grain 5 Points

20% Meal Completion

Breakfast 10 Points

40% Recipe Completion

Fruit 10 Points

40% Meal Completion

Lunch 25 Points

60% Recipe Completion

Vegetables 25 Points

60% Meal Completion

Check Please 50 Points

Beat the game

Dairy 50 Points

80% Meal Completion

Dinner 50 Points

80% Recipe Completion

Voracious 50 Points

Beat the superboss.

Dessert 100 Points

100% Recipe Completion

Meat 100 Points

100% Meal Completion

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Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/250 points)

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

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LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Hurry up bob!!!

Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/540 points)

50m 5 Points

reach the first 50m height

500m 5 Points

reach the first 500m height

it's hurt 10 Points

being hurt by arrows 10 times or more

no offence 10 Points

don't take axe until reached 114m height

sand of time 10 Points

activate time freeze 3 times

1000m 25 Points

reach 1000m height

hot butt 25 Points

touch lava stone 5 times

I hate hedgehog 25 Points

kill 15 or more hedgehog

lucky Bob 25 Points

not taken any damage until reached 125m height

metalhead 25 Points

break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode

silent assassin 25 Points

kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode

5000pts 50 Points

reached score 5000pts while Bob alive

caveman killer 50 Points

kill 15 or more caveman

mass murder 50 Points

kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe

turret basher 50 Points

destroy standing turret using axe 5 times

turret destroyer 50 Points

destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times

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